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youhadmefromhellodean:

bobdeniros:

mystolendoctor:

deanvirginiawinchester:

askomnomwaffle:

kitchikishangout:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

What did Hitler say when someone told him to call an ambulance for Churchill?

“Nein nein nein!”

I did nazi that coming!

Guys
Cut out with the Nazi jokes
It makes me führerious

These jokes are childish, Anne Frankly, not funny.

I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY GLASS OF JEWS

I see what jew did there

guys, this is out of mien kampfort zone

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signalinterrupts:

carrotsforferrets:

diamante-envenenado:

Scott Pilgrim’s actors

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS PERF

OMG FUCKING THIS

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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SONG: UnknownStop Calling Me
ARTIST: UnknownCherish
ALBUM: UnknownUnappreciated
PLAYED: 843 times

pink-vulva:

Cherish - Stop Calling Me 

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Selena Gomez should just model cause she can’t sing

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lickypickystickyme:

Creamy Margarita Popsicles
Ingredients• 1¼ cup fresh lime juice (about 8 limes), plus 4 limes for stabilizing the popsicle sticks• 1 (14oz) can of sweetened condensed milk• 1 cup water• ¼ cup tequila• 2 tablespoons orange juice (optional)• Kosher salt or margarita salt
You will also need:• 12 (3oz)  cups• Small popsicle sticks or craft spoons• A pitcher or large cocktail shaker
Directions1. In a pitcher or large cocktail shaker, combine the lime juice, sweetened condensed milk, water, tequila, and orange juice. It is important to combine the ingredients in a container that has a spout because it will make it much easier to pour the mix into cups.
2. Line out the cups on a baking sheet. Fill each  cup 90% of the way with the tequila mixture.
3. Slice the limes into ¼ inch thick rounds. Push a craft spoon through the center of each lime round, so that half of the stick pokes out from each side. Top the mixture with the lime sticks. Make sure the lime is resting directly on top of the tequila mixture.4. Freeze for at least 6 hours, or overnight. When ready to remove the popsicles from the cups, simply snip a small cut in the rim of each cup and peel them away from the popsicle. Place the popsicles onto a dish with crushed ice to keep them from melting too quickly, Sprinkle the tops generously with  salt, and serve.

lickypickystickyme:

Creamy Margarita Popsicles

Ingredients
• 1¼ cup fresh lime juice (about 8 limes), plus 4 limes for stabilizing the popsicle sticks
• 1 (14oz) can of sweetened condensed milk
• 1 cup water
• ¼ cup tequila
• 2 tablespoons orange juice (optional)
• Kosher salt or margarita salt


You will also need:
• 12 (3oz)  cups
• Small popsicle sticks or craft spoons
• A pitcher or large cocktail shaker


Directions
1. In a pitcher or large cocktail shaker, combine the lime juice, sweetened condensed milk, water, tequila, and orange juice. It is important to combine the ingredients in a container that has a spout because it will make it much easier to pour the mix into cups.


2. Line out the cups on a baking sheet. Fill each  cup 90% of the way with the tequila mixture.


3. Slice the limes into ¼ inch thick rounds. Push a craft spoon through the center of each lime round, so that half of the stick pokes out from each side. Top the mixture with the lime sticks. Make sure the lime is resting directly on top of the tequila mixture.

4. Freeze for at least 6 hours, or overnight. When ready to remove the popsicles from the cups, simply snip a small cut in the rim of each cup and peel them away from the popsicle. Place the popsicles onto a dish with crushed ice to keep them from melting too quickly, Sprinkle the tops generously with  salt, and serve.

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winstonisbrian:

flying-blades:

lyrical:

HAHAHAHAHA NIGGA THIS AINT THE WWE 

Hulkaminia leg drop

Nigga Miguel tired of life so he said, “Fuck this shit ima leg drop a bitch on national television… How many drinks does it take you to get with meeee?”

winstonisbrian:

flying-blades:

lyrical:

HAHAHAHAHA NIGGA THIS AINT THE WWE 

Hulkaminia leg drop

Nigga Miguel tired of life so he said, “Fuck this shit ima leg drop a bitch on national television… How many drinks does it take you to get with meeee?”

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nameisroger:

HOLYY FUCKK LMFAOO MY SIDES!!

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greatest man that ever spoke

greatest man that ever spoke



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Seriously being single is boring as fuck

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disgustinghuman:

i should carry a spray bottle and treat strangers like disobedient cats when they act inappropriately

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